Celebration time in the Steel City. For once. A huge and hearty congratulations to Ray and Clemente's Bucs for winning the 2026 FBLG championship. Ray's offense went absolutely ballistic in the finals, nearly outscoring Travis' Fightin Jobus singlehandedly. Pete Crow-Armstrong (49), Nolan Arenado (46), Jackson Chourio (40), Ty France (38.5), and Corbin Carroll (38) were the stars as the Bucs racked up 19 homers, 72 RBIs, and 17 steals in two weeks. Arenado hopping in the wayb

Remember in May when this guy was terrible? Pete Crow-Armstrong's march to the MVP has also led to him leading Clemente's Bucs to a 226.67-180.17 lead halfway through our championship matchup. PCA has 36.5 points so far, which is fine and to be expected. But Ray getting 28 from Ty France so far just isn't fair. Ty France? Come on. Travis' Brewers had a slow week but a late bump from some strong pitching has him in position to make a run this week. One more week - keep your li

In his first season, Travis and his Fightin' Jobus have advanced to the cham pionship matchup where they will face wily veteran Ray and his Bucs. Ray won the title in 2017 and has some 2nd- and 3rd-place finishes since. Jobu took the lead early against Lumber Co Lumber and never let up, and John's guys cooled off considerably after the first round of the playoffs. With Shohei on the IL for at least another week, Travis will be relying on his stable of Brewers (name a Brewer a

When your hitter walk-off homers off your closer, that's what you call a Catch-22. A lot of big scores highlight the first week of the FBLG 2026 playoffs. At the halfway point: 8) Lumber Co Lumber 227, 1) Bandy (You're A Fine Girl) 186 5) Jobu Needs a Refill 225, 4) Mountain Dew & Mozzarella 146.67 3) Urban Achievers 231.83, 6) Forward Thinking Comrades 217.33 2) Clemente's Bucs 187.17, 7) Arbitration Losers 173.83

Today I learned that Adam Dunn is featured on the Wikipedia page for "strikeout." We have finally reached the FBLG postseason. Six grueling weeks of nagging injuries, bad-hop grounders, and inexplicable rain delays costing you starts. It's why we play the game, people. Matchups: Bandy (You're a Fine Girl) vs. 8. Lumber Co Lumber Clemente's Bucs vs. 7. Arbitration Losers Urban Achievers vs. 6. Forward Thinking Comrades Mountain Dew & Mozzarella vs. 5. Jobu Needs a Refill Match

Because why not have a photo of Kodai Senga celebrating his first career save? With a little less than a week to go before the postseason, we have some clarity in place. The Rookies have been eliminated. Arbitration Losers are a virtual lock for the last playoff spot, with Goin Somewhere Meat? clinging to small chance of advancing. The rest of you: breathe easy, you have clinched a playoff spot. Playoffs begin August 17. Each matchup goes 2 weeks, with all other rules remaini

It might be time to end the All-Star Game, and just have a variety of derbies instead. After a brief pause, we're almost back to baseball. Here's how things look at the "halfway" point in the season. OVERALL SCOREBOARD Bandy (You're a Fine Girl) 3469.5 Urban Achievers 3193.17 Clemente's Bucs 3125.5 Jobu Needs a Refill 3007.67 Mountain Dew and Mozzarella Sticks 2949 The Rookies 2901.17 Arbitration Losers 2879.67 Forward Thinking Comrades 2821.17 Lumber Co Lumber 2767.67 Goin'

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