It might be time to end the All-Star Game, and just have a variety of derbies instead. After a brief pause, we're almost back to baseball. Here's how things look at the "halfway" point in the season. OVERALL SCOREBOARD Bandy (You're a Fine Girl) 3469.5 Urban Achievers 3193.17 Clemente's Bucs 3125.5 Jobu Needs a Refill 3007.67 Mountain Dew and Mozzarella Sticks 2949 The Rookies 2901.17 Arbitration Losers 2879.67 Forward Thinking Comrades 2821.17 Lumber Co Lumber 2767.67 Goin'

The simpler times of rally monkeys and thundersticks. Congratulations to Adam on winning the 2025 FBLG championship! As far as we can...

Here at the blog we like big butts, and we cannot lie. It's been an interesting first half of the baseball season! Here are some FBLG...

Murder board, or a peek at the commishes' draft strategy? The 2025 FBLG draft is coming up soon, at 5 p.m. Pacific on Sunday, March 16....

Hey, everybody. Bet you thought we forgot about you! Actually, we've been working hard to sober up after celebrating the Dodgers'...

The commishes and Cerone Again (Naturally) completed an improbable comeback against The Desperadoes in the final inning of the final game...

We're halfway through the first round of the 2024 FBLG playoffs. Here's a quick update: Top seeds The Exterminator and Arbitration Losers...

Get your lineups and rosters ready - it's playoffs time. Each round is a 2-week matchup, so don't let one bad day spoil your fun.

Let's take a brief look at the standouts in the first half of the FBLG season: TOP 10 HITTERS 1 - Shohei Ohtani (AL): 366.5 points 2 -...

Hello again, FBLG owners. We apologize for the radio silence from the commissioners' office. We've been busy the past few months down in...

As we wrap up the season's first month, here's a look at where things stand. OVERALL POINTS Arbitration Losers 980.5 Urban Achievers...

We're one week into the 2024 FBLG season, and we really miss having Rick around so we could dump all over his poor, terrible Marlins. The...

Our long wait is over. Real, counting baseball games will be played on American grass tomorrow. Make sure your lineups are set. Reminder:...

You may have known him as Pete. You may have known him as Martini or Pizzle. You may not have known him at all. If you didn't, I wish you...

Hello, FBLG participants. I'm Rob Manfred, the 10th commissioner of Major League Baseball. But you can call me Robert Dean Manfred Jr....

Thanks for a fantastic draft! Though we do sorta miss the slower pace / waking Reid up for each pick, there's something nice about being...

Hello, FBLG owners! If you've been paying attention - and judging by the number of webpage views, you haven't - the commissioners have...

Thanks for another great FBLG season! Head to head came down to a battle between Henry and Bill, with Henry's Rookies outlasting the...

The blog is back! After a 2022 absence, we plan to have more of a presence this season. As Tommy Lasorda might have said, "Bleep you...

STUDS Will Smith (CC) homered, singled and drove in 4. Manny Machado (CC) homered, singled 4 times, stole 2 bases, scored 4 runs and...