Week 16: Not the Check Swing

Commissioner Deka will find the "any" key one of these days.

Keeping this short this week because my new laptop just arrived today and I'm still tackling the basics, such as hooking up my printer, adjusting the brightness and wondering where the 5-inch floppy disks go.

Anyway, it's two weeks until the end of FBLG's regular season. ESPN's genius computer calculations have determined that 8 of our teams have a 100 percent chance of making the postseason. I'll let someone else be the bearer of bad news for Jon Voight's Car and the Arbitration Losers.

1. Tears In Nevin (10-5-1, 3246.83 points)

2. Lumber Co Lumber (11-5, 3032 points)

3. Sunshine Carpet Cleaners (8-8, 3013.84 points)

4. Boogie Oogie Penny Ponies (10-6, 3000 points)

5. The Misfits (8-8, 2979.83 points)

6. Project Mayhem (9-7, 2890.17 points)

7. The Rookies (7-8-1, 2885.83 points)

8. Clemente's Bucs (9-7, 2865.17 points)

9. Jon Voight's Car (4-12, 2675.83 points)

10. Arbitration Losers (3-13, 2625 points)